Spring Cleaning

Dinner: burrata and tomatoes off the vine, both drizzled with olive oil, sprinkled with kosher salt and fresh-ground pepper mélange, side of arugula tossed in homemade champagne vinaigrette, handful of oil-cured olives, glass of Riesling blend. Do I always eat this well? No. I enjoy my boxed macaroni and cheese (the cheap, powdered kind), a bowl of marshmallow cereal, and the occasional peanut butter and jelly, but today I deserved a little luxury. Today I defrosted both industrial freezers.

“You look like a woman on a mission,” my pastry chef said as I trudged through the dish room with a garden hose engorged with scalding water, instructing the waitress behind me to hook up the shop vac. I was on a mission. I wanted the meat freezer organized, rotated, and frost free before unpacking the newest delivery of imported bangers. I wanted the two cases of useless frozen green beans removed from my sight before I got crazy and made cream of green bean soup from them. I wanted all the meat products in one freezer and everything else in the other. These are not extraordinary things to ask, I feel, but I manage a team of boys headed up by an even bigger boy. Sometimes I feel like Wendy lost in a culinary Never-Never Land: they hide things, they half-ass things, they come up with crazy shortcuts to undermine my thorough methods for doing things; I wouldn’t be surprised if my dishwasher tries to use the shop vac to mop the line tonight.

The vacuum had to be emptied three times. The mop bucket added another water load. It took me an hour and a half, even with the waitress’ assistance, to melt down both freezers, reorganize, unpack new sausages, and scold the whole staff before I was finally satisfied with the outcome. The green beans were donated to a food drive at one of the churches down the street. I thanked my bandana for soaking sweat off my brow, accepted my boss’ thanks for cleaning out the appliances, and exhaled a sigh of relief as I exited the building, never believing for one moment those freezers will look the same a week from now. 

Maybe I martyr myself with the long hours I work. Maybe I do so with the disgusting/dangerous/difficult tasks I insist on performing myself. Maybe I want the credit, or more likely, I want the satisfaction of knowing my work ethic is sound. I want my staff to know I’m the kind of manager who isn’t afraid of getting her hands dirty. What employee wants to work for someone who stands on a soap box and cracks a whip, rather than hikes up their sleeves and picks up a shovel? Dues, shmues. There’s no room for arrogance in a kitchen. It’s too hot, and there’s too much work to don pride as a robe. 

So yes, I felt myself entitled to another glass of wine, a piece of chocolate, and a long, hot shower. I worked hard today and accomplished quite a lot. I’m not just a chef; I’m a worker bee, and I’m not afraid of getting my hands dirty.    

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