Average Jo: Bollywood Theater

It’s crazy flying coast to coast, especially when you’re gaining three hours in the process. I left my house on the east coast at 6:30 in the morning, flew backwards in time through Denver, and arrived in Portland at just after two in the afternoon, not having eaten breakfast or lunch, my body craving early dinner on Philly time. When I stepped off the plane I was famished.

The purpose of this trip was two-fold: reconnect with old friends, and eat my face off, both of which began in the bright and sunny Bollywood Theater in Northeast Portland. The Oregonian boasts The Bollywood Theater as their “Rising Star of 2013”; they’re not exaggerating. There are floor-to-ceiling windows displaying tinted glass bottles and objects crafted out of metal, all the sparkly shiny things I hope for when one is representing a country with so much cultural richness and colorful saturation.

My friend, Nathan, has been to India, which was included in his regaling of tales I’ve missed over the last ten years, while sipping a gin and tonic “in honor of my visit”. I chose a tasty and well-crafted Pimm’s Cup with ginger syrup, cucumber and lemon juices, all of which I assume to be made in-house. It’s no small feat to impress two former bartenders, but we both marveled at how fresh and balanced were both drinks. And at $7, that Pimm’s Cup was a bargain.

I would find that wallet-friendly pricing all over Portland, and it continued through the menu with an enormous plate of Bhel Puri for $5.50, accurately described as “A refreshing snack of potatoes, vegetables, onion, cilantro, peanuts, spices and puffed rice with green and tamarind chutneys”. I was immensely curious about the addition of puffed rice in this dish, but found the light pop of texture whimsical. A zip of citrus created a party in my mouth, and I’m not ashamed to say I devoured it.

Nathan ordered Pork Vindaloo, listed under “Small Plates”, which it definitely was not. They describe this as “A Portuguese influence dish from Goa. Pork braised with red chiles, garlic and vinegar. Served with buttered rolls”…all that rich, spicy goodness for a mere $8.50. I never pass up Paratha, a layered Indian flatbread with ghee ($2.00), nor could I possibly have Indian food without the traditional Trio of Chutneys served with pappadums (also $2.00). Every Indian restaurant has some version of this trio, but this was the best I’ve ever had, the final chutney dazzling me with sweetness and raisins. Even the pappadum was a stand-out, with smoky grill notes on its crispy bubble-pocked surface.

Something else that would prove a theme all over Portland is counter service. Like many of the mid-price range restaurants we visited, Bollywood insists you order at the counter and collect your own water and utensils from a station off to the side. A giant steel fusto and hard plastic cups enforce the ecological responsibility Portland is known for (the city composts). And while I missed having ice in my water, I couldn’t deny the luxury of having an endless supply of the liquid at my fingertips, without the necessity of hailing a waiter.

It will be no surprise to the reader that "Would I come back here?" yields an emphatic “Yes”. My only challenge will be branching out and ordering different food on my next visit, since my first selection is already my favorite.

Bollywood Theater
2039 NE Alberta   
Portland, OR
(971) 200-4711


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